Josh's Ideas
A Sunday school teacher asked, ‘Josh, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?’
“Naw . . . ,” replied Josh. “How could he, with just two worms?”
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Josh interrupted, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
A Rabbi said to Joshua, “So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?”
Josh replied, “Thank God he’s in bed!”
