JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”
Concerned, James asked: “What happened to the flea?”
Glaser’s Law: If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
Glyme’s Formula for Success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.