Care Capsule

Light Notes





As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!”

“It's not just one car,” said Herman. “It's hundreds of them!”

Dyslexics have more nuf.

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I have kleptomania, but sometimes when it gets bad, I have to take something for it.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I have to take my walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


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