Light Notes
For Pun Lovers
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
A lot of money is tainted – It 'taint yours and it 'taint mine.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
