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For Pun Lovers


Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.

A lot of money is tainted – It 'taint yours and it 'taint mine.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

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