Light Notes
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.
The voices in my head
may not be real,
but they have some good ideas!
A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.
Whenever I fill out an application,
in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:"
I put "DOCTOR".
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is
where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
We never really grow up;
we only learn how to act in public.
I asked God for a bike,
but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
