Light Notes
I Have Questions . . .
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’... but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
(Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Save the Earth... it’s the only planet with chocolate!!!!
