Light Notes
Ten Adult Truths
1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection ... again.
7. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.
8. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
10. Nothing is more embarassing than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
