Light Notes
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
