Light Notes
My Frustrations !#&@
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
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I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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Velcro - what a rip off!
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I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on my first try?
