Where Grandma Lives

A 6 year old was asked where his grandma lived.
“Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord’s Prayer at a church service: “And forgive us our trash passes,
as we forgive those who passed trash against us.”

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A 6-year-old was asked, “What do you think your Mom and Dad
have in common?”
He replied, “Both don’t want any more kids.”