Light Notes
• I am in shape. Round is a shape.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• A day without sunshine is like night.
• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
• You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stopped laughing.
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor — attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign that read, “Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust.”
A minister parked his car in a no parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.”
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.”
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said that if she told me it would defeat the purpose
