Light Notes
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
4. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
5. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
6. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
7. A grenade that fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blown apart.
8. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
9. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
10. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
11. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
12. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
13. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
14. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
15. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
16. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
17. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
18. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
