Light Notes
“I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on, like, a hundred pounds!”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with the Internet?
Answer: A hare net.
A man burst into a house and stole nothing but a watch and a hammer.
Police say the supect is out there somewhere, just killing time.
History question: The War of 1812 was between ...?
Answer: 1811 and 1813.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
You are stuck with your debt, if you can’t budge it.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
I’m twenty-eight years old, but I read at the thirty-four year old level!
