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• Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s in whack?

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

• Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?

• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

• When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

• What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, they’re cramming for their final exam.

Let us be kind to one another—for most of us are fighting a hard battle.
Quoted from "Thought For Today", Inc.

 

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