Light Notes
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s in whack?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they
be wearing night gowns?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale
bread to begin with.
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
• What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, they’re cramming
for their final exam.
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Quoted from "Thought For
Today", Inc.
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