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Light Notes
Why do we say something is out of whack? Whats in whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldnt they
be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Its just stale
bread to begin with.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesnt
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, theyre cramming
for their final exam.
Let us be kind to one anotherfor most of
us are fighting a hard battle.
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Quoted from "Thought For
Today", Inc.
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