Recently, my five -year-old grandson was evaluated for admission to a private school.

He was told he was very, very smart.

He responded. “Everyone in my family is smart. It’s in the pants.”

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer, “Dear Harold.”

At this, dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, how come you called God ‘Harold’?”

The little boy looked up and said, “That’s what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.’”